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JoHnBoYdAfLiP
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Name: John
Birthday: 6/23/1989
Gender: Male
Interests: I likes to plays a football and just about any other sports, I like doing anything with my close friends, and last but not least girlssss ;)
Expertise: Football, DDR, lookin like an ass, and ditchin
Occupation: Legal
Industry: Legal
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AIM:  JoHnNyBoYdAfLiP
Member Since:
10/3/2004
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| Holy crap I can't believe I still remember my password for this lame site  Anyways I've moved on to even lamer Myspace so hit me up there http://www.myspace.com/johnnyboydaflip | | |
| Well... today was f*in weird and crazy so i had to say somethin just incase i forgot. Started out a normal day, with normal intentions to ditch my classes. I find out that joe wakefield was leavin after 4th so i decided i was going along. Now it wasn't just gonna be us cause that would seem gay, so somehow we got chelsea, Joe bartlett, and Yara to come along. That bell rang and we grabbed our coats and ran out the door towards the field. Yara's scary ass kept regretin every step she made. We get to Joe's car (blazer) and we head to the mall. Yara calls up her bf and immedietly he gets mad. We go to the mall but find it boring so we leave in like 30 mins. Ok, Joe Wakefield is the most random driver so heave my warning when i say make sure he's not behind the wheel. Half the time i had to steered the dam wheel cause he'd just push the gas and put his arms over his head (i had shotgun). He takes us to a dam river and fantasizes about doin donuts on some neigborhood. So yea meanwhile, Yara's texting her bf and i hear that he wants to kill me? Well I didn't really let that bother me though. I just felt bad cause Yara was letting the guilt of not being in school get to her so she really wasn't having any fun. I look up and all of a sudden we're passing up signs that say do not ENTER and shit... f*in Joe W. i guess he decided to go off roading? well that didn't really get too far we got stuck in a ditch! Talk about ironic we're ditching school in a got dam mud ditch. Well everything here just went downhill. People got muddy, clothes were being torn, the constant smell of the gas (which smelled like robot ass). Iunno but we did almost everything to try and get the blazer out. I found myself being torn apart by thorns alot (not to mention the thorns that found itself tearing against my crotch), and those lil fuzzy things that stick on you like theres no tommorow. Well apparently people saw us because a cop came by. Whats joe's next brilliant idea? Run and leave the car! So him chelsea and joe sqaured (joe bartlett) decide to run. Fuk dat im not that retarded, so i just waited for the cop to call us over, and me and Yara came out with our hands out, yeaaa. He was a cool cop tho, apparently there were reports that we were hunting. Yea well you do the math, broken car plus teenagers equal hunting? Don't think so buttercup. Well he basicaly just let us off (with our names, numbers, and adresses!) and told us to make sure to get the car out. He gaurenteed he wasn't gonna call our family or mail them or any garbage like that, he just needed to file the report. By that time guess who came out hiding? Yes the three white kids (yea thats right, leave the minorities to handle the cops) Well he got their names and wat nots too. Yaras bf came to pick her up which basically left us to get the blazer out. Worked like got dam ants. Shits rough lemme tell ya. Amazingly we actually moved the car at least 8 feet, using state of the art technology like logs, and and sticks! and highly affective moves like pushing the car while singing. Hey guess who decides to call me? Yara's bf! he only called to apoligize tho, c he thought somethin else was goin down. Thats cool tho i understood why he would get so mad. Well, after 2 hours in the trenches, i think its time we called for help. What kinda help you ask? O just joe's brother... WTF is that?! Comes in all roarin with a monster truck ridin on 44's yes 44's! He pulled us out and i got a ride home in that blazing piece of shit (thie blazer). Took my shower then headed to the mall wit mary... | | |
| im gettin kinda worried, I mean i've actually been updatin my Xanga lately. I finally got my speech topic but i didn't get to read it today. It's a step-by-step on how to make a sandwich. Yea i know, really good idea, what can i say? as you can c i finally got some pics up too. I got more to say but i have no time so w/e. | | |
| ignore my last post, i think i was just bored. I ended up goin to Jennifer and Alyssa's lil sister's b-day party even though they called me up 11 at night, who does that? yesterday i just watched kill bill volume 1 & 2 wit my sister buzA and Nick plus the little sister Bonkers and her even littler friends.yea ummm... if my hair looks any different I woke up like that, I SWEAR!! Well i got a speech to write and its about "anything"! got dammit i hate that, cause now i gotta think of something intresting to talk about, any ideas?? | | |
| bored on a saturday afternoon... feelin empty all week, and maybe all year last year... not much to say here, the next time you see me in school and i look fine, think twice... | | |
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